True but thats because hes a fetus.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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