I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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