So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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