Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
