so explain again why im purple
no
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
