Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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