He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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