i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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