Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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