If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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