you guys were way drunker than both of me
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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