Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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