what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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