I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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