And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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