Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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