You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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