You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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