finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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