I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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