I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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