Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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