he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
