so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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