i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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