If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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