You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Small penises have feelings too.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I don't deserve a penis
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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