So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just invented taco cereal.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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