They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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