Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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