well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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