i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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