Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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