does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am naked and annoyed.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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