Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
