Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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