I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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