Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
