It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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