we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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