Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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