Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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