Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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