duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I forget how to act sober
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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