just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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