Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Quick, to the slutcave!
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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