I want to have your abortion
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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