i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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