I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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