hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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